Mittwoch, 23. Mai 2012, 15:38

these’re marginally funny

(1)
A barman in a jazz club accidentaly knocks over a stack of empty beer glasses that fall to the ground with a deafening crash. One of the band relaxing at the bar calmly turns to him and says: ‘Please man, no free jazz in this club’.

(2)
A: Why is free jazz also known as ‘progressive’ jazz?
B: Because every time you hear it played it gets progressively worse.

(3)
Q: What’s the difference between a free jazz trumpeter and a terrorist?
A: The terrorist has sympathizers.